We're coming out of the closet.

In The register today I read with no interest at all that Ellen Page is gay. That means she likes women. Wow! so do I! Earlier we read about a football player who also is gay. He likes men. So does my wife!  So it is with great relief that we too come out of the closet and proclaim to the world, We are STRAIGHT!  I know this may be hard for people to understand given our new days of enlightenment and sexual freedom but there you have it. We're straight or in the technical terms, heterosexual. I know that makes us weird to apparently so many in our country but it is what it is. So takes us for what we are. Oh, even weirder, we monogamists.