If you thought Dana Point and Laguna Niguel were sleepy towns, you haven't been reading our CSI, crime blotters this year.
In 2012, both cities saw alleged incidents including a man stealing cooking grease from a Kentucky Fried Chicken, a dentist who possibly removed teeth without a patient's knowledge and a mom who discovered a hidden nanny cam.
Other odd calls included reports of loud noises in bedrooms, a man who said 'penis' graffiti was racist, a woman who alleged she was beat up at Jacuzzi and several alleged attacks with high heels.
Here is our list of the strangest of the year:
- Woman Says Brother Held Captive in Rehab Facility
- Man's Ex Allegedly Enters Home Possibly Via Doggie Door
- Kids Try to Trick Drivers with Cardboard Cat
- Man Steals Grease From KFC
- Wife Threatens Husband with Large Spoon
- Girl Allegedly Humps Trash Bins Near Intersection
- Neighbor Refuses to Return Patio Set
- Man with Buzzed Head Using Women's Showers at Local Pool Facility
- Pet Owners Continue Using Church Restroom for Pets
- Dentist Possibly Removes Teeth Without Permission
- Woman Bangs Pole on Pedestrian Bridge
- Neighbor Allegedly Leaves Chicken Carcass on Doorstep
- Woman Lights Paper Lanterns on Fire At Baby Beach
- Suspicious Man Dressed As 'Spider-Man' Spotted at Foodmart
- Man Found Sleeping Under Christmas-Like Tree Near Local Bar
- Mom Allegedly Beats Child Near Grocery Store
- Woman Says Ex-Boyfriend Allegedly Threatens to Post 'Porn' Video Online
- Kiss Attempt Leads to Arrest
- Husband Hides Backpack From Wife
- Carpet Cleaner Allegedly Hits Woman on Buttocks
- Woman in Underwear Stuck on Fence at Aloma Apts.
- Group Decides to Use Couch As Firepit
- Wife Wants to Kick Hubby Out For Playing Video Game
- D.P. Marina Inn Employee Allegedly Threatens Guest With 6-Inch Stiletto
- Man Allegedly ‘Steals’ Cigarettes For Minor
- Fake Facebook Party Draws Juveniles to Empty House In Laguna Niguel
- Suspect Steals Back Door Off of Truck
- Bees Bug Customers Near Home Depot
- Suspicious Male Wearing Beanie Wanders Around Laguna Niguel
- Female Passenger Claims She Has No Money For Cab Fare in Laguna Niguel
- Subjects Playing ‘Dodge the Car’ and Jumping the Fence
- Male on Sidewalk Playing With Stick
- Woman Demands Visit from Fire Department After Cutting Toenails
- Man Smoking and Making Inappropriate Gestures at Drivers
- Man Snooping in Neighbors’ Yards
- Resident Concerned About Neighbor’s Parenting
- Man Threatens Resident at Salt Creek Beach Over Picking Up Dog Waste
- Customer Threatens to Sue Car Wash Company
- Man Reports Neighbor Assaulted His Dog with Hose in Dana Point
- Man Smells Marijuana at Dana Point Home
- Wife Cuts Husband’s Hand with Knife in Domestic Dispute in Dana Point
- Drunk Man Allegedly Swings Ax at Resident After Verbal Dispute
- Dana Point Homeowner Doesn't Like Neighbor's Tree Trimming Techniques
- Laguna Niguel Lawns Vandalized
- Resident Backs Car into Water Pipe
- Flaming Bottle Thrown at Laguna Niguel Home
- Woman Throws Plates at Employees at Fratello’s Restaurant
- Neighbor Allegedly Steals Cable From Box in L.N.
- Realtor Allegedly Climbs Through Window of ‘For Sale’ Home in Dana Point
- Juveniles Throw Water Balloon at Passing Car
- Burglar Tries to Break in with Pine Cone
- Neighbor Pranks Resident While Barbequing
- Ex-Boyfriend Allegedly Vandalizes Former Girlfriend's Home
- Suspects Hacked Bush to Score View of Fireworks
- Neighbor Wanders Around Backyard in The Nude
- Juveniles Sling Rocks at Beachgoers in Dana Point
- Mom’s Snoring Too Much For Her Daughter
- Suspect Breaks Bonsai Branches With ‘Malicious’ Intent
- Woman Reports ‘Weird’ Occurrences In Home
- Man Receives Suspicious Phone Call About Blowing Up His Home
- Caller’s Neighbor Allegedly Uses Racial Slurs
- Woman on Bicycle Rifles Through Mailboxes
- Cat Fight: Woman Allegedly Takes Swing in Pool Area
- Can't Control Your Kids? Don't Call Cops
- Mom Discovers Nanny Cam in Child's Stuffed Animal
- Man Threatens to Kill Over Cowboys Football Jersey
- Men Throw Crates at Each Other in Laguna Niguel
- Sister Hits Brother with Her High Heels
- Possibly Mentally Ill Man Yells Outside Ralphs
- Man Reports He Is Worried for His Life and Dog's
- Renter Spits on Landlord Over Verbal Dispute
- Gardener Throws Tool At Boss's Leg
- Man Wants Carpet Cleaner Back
- Child Falls from Second-Story Window in Laguna Niguel
- Transient Makes Home in Elevator
- Youths Allegedly Steal and Smash Pumpkins in Street
- Children ‘Play’ on Elementary School Roof
- Man Says 'Penis' Graffiti Is Racist
- Female Alleges She Was Beat Up at Jacuzzi
Stay tuned in 2013, as we continue our popular CSI reports.
